Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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