yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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