So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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