those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Randomize