belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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