Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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