Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
