Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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