Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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