I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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