Betty ford says i'm here all night
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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