She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
