I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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