so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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