Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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