Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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