My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
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