Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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