I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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