If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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