I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize
