I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
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