I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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