She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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