just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
can u get pink eye on your cock?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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