Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Less talking, more tequila
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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