OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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