I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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