I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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