Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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