He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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