I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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