Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I just threw up on my dentist
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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