My liver just broke up with me...
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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