Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
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