So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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