i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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