Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
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