small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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