what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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