She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Randomize
