i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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