Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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