Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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