great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Two words: nipple clamps
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