I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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