its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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