Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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