I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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