did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
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