...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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