Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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