we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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