There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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