ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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