she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
This house was built for laser tag.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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