yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Boobs speak an international language.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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