omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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