that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Randomize
